BROFISTING
I just thought I should tell everyone every time I hear the word brofisting I think of Dave sticking his fist in Johns butt!!
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
Marry: Thor
Live: Shack in south america
Kids: Three
Car: Shield Aircraft Carrier
Kink: Violence
Job: Entomologist
Marry Loki (omfg dying)
Live in Asgard
No kids
Cars: S.H.I.E.L.D. Aircraft Carrier
Kink: Roleplay (OMFG WHAAAT YES)
Job: Scientist
Holy shit yes mother of god.
Marry: Tony Stark!!!
Live: Mansion
Kids: Smart-ass robots
Car: my multipurpose tool!
Kink: Daddy issues
Job: Horse wispier(I am the horse wispier)
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
Your name is JADE HARLEY and, because of an unfortunate run-in with a ghost, you got CURSED and could only speak in PIG LATIN. It was EALLYRAY UMBDAY!!! Thankfully, your brother took one for the team and got the KING OF ALL EVIL to help you out and break the curse! Unfortunately, because of the king’s weak power, your SHADOW turned GREEN. Pffft, oh well. Green is your FAVORITE COLOR anyway!!
her hair isn’t green but i colored it in and was going to make it black and then it was just REALLY CUTE ??? so it stays for now
also, her hair is really long and her parents got frustrated with the way it got so tangled and dirty so they demanded it to be in a pigtails. They got her to sit down long enough to get one pigtail done, but she got away before they could get the other one in. She liked the way the one pigtail looked, so she’s keeping it !!
Your name is JOHN EGBERT and, because of a mishap with your SICK SISTER and a DUMB BOTTLE your dad brought back from an expedition, you are now stuck with the KING OF ALL EVIL as your shadow. Great.
i have created Okagestuck and, unlike all of the other AUs i have secretly created, i think this will be the one i actually draw for eheheh
